Wednesday 25 August 2010

An Open Letter To Sandwell Council

To Whom It May Concern

I understand from the press and legions of political bloggers that I read that once again you have excelled yourselves in your zeal for keeping a tidy district. I am sure that you are proud of your efforts to achieve this. I use the term 'once again,' because I understand that on various occasions you taken decisive action against people who have by their behaviour - knowingly or otherwise - transgressed your precise (or might I say 'exacting'?) standards, and who have been victimised accordingly.
Your action against a widow - whose 'offense' was to pinch out a cigarette she was smoking at a bus stop, thus dropping the lighted end on your immaculate street - has proved that you are a council that leads the way in mercilessness and malice. It is abundantly clear for all to see that you hold these qualities to the highest degree.
Permit me to courteously remind you of a few facts:

First of all, as a council, you are the servants of the area. You are not their lords/masters/despots/satraps/kings. This may not be how you would like it to be, but that is how it is. Please consider this - as painful as it may be to you.

Secondly, your local populace earns money which, through their hard work or investment, goes to pay for your wages. In other words, you are beholden to those whose living subsidises your way of life - and, doubtless the sumptuous premises in which you work and from where you issue your diktats and generate the various trendy 'diversity' projects upon which you lavish taxpayer's hard-earned cash.

Thirdly, this is still nominally a free country. It is not a Soviet Socialist republic or a fascist dictatorship - yet. I realise that as a Labour council, there are people in your ranks who have qualified as Common Purpose 'graduates,' and who have enthusiastically imbibed the anti-democratic values and practices that it is intended to subvert. That this country has not yet fully circumvented the vaguely democratic values that has under-girded it may not be to your liking, but again - that's how it is. Deal with it. This is still a free country. There are still regular, law-abiding people who pay your substantial wages who abhor the petty vindictiveness which you have displayed to the lady in question along with others who have also fallen foul of your nastiness. There are doubtless those in your very district who fought in the Second World War to oppose the very principles which you have so enthusiastically applied - authoritarian fascism. You have betrayed them - and all the others of the same generation who endured bereavement and a myriad of hardships and made sacrifices to fight oppression and tyranny for the sake of you and I. I hope you are pleased with yourselves.

Finally, let me remind you that until this country becomes a repressed third-world, third-rate vassal state of an emerging totalitarian socialist Utopia, there will continue to be people like this present writer who will vehemently oppose you and your despotic ways and will take every opportunity to publicly register their undying contempt for the supercilious attitude and inhuman ways in which you operate. And until we are silenced by some secret police force, we will continue to do so.

3 comments:

The Filthy Engineer said...

Nice letter.

My Thoughts My Country said...

Great Letter.

I hope it's ok that i have copied your letter and put it on my blog.

Cheryl said...

I live in the Unfree States of America, where the special interest and governmental sectors have already surpassed Hitler’s propaganda campaign — and there’s no end in sight. I’m sorry to see that your governments are neck-and-neck with us in the persecution (and prosecution) of smokers. The Revised Enforcement Policy is scary, indeed, as it leaves authority up to individual “enforcement wardens” (good lord!) — who, by definition, are guaranteed to be haters of anyone who exhibits “unacceptable behavior.” The REP is rather like our PACT Act (Prevent All Cigarette Trafficking), which exempts cigars — unless cigars are deemed to be cigarettes in disguise. Given the PACT Act wording, this deeming will be left to the discretion of individuals who couldn’t tell a stogie from Fido’s stool, without a close nasal inspection. But what can be expected from those who accuse Native Americans of illegal tobacco sales? I think the scariest part of this whole anti-smoker frenzy is that the movers and shakers are morons.